I'm reminded of the problem faced at an army base where folks kept leaving the door to Rec area open. They needed to put up a sign, but didn't want to antagonize any of the senior officers that used the place. The wording they finally chose was this:
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branchandroot
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Date: 2009-03-31 07:54 pm (UTC)"Hey, Moron, SHUT the door!
Not you, Sir!"