Mad dogs and Englishmen
Dec. 16th, 2008 03:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mousmeNormal people don't call the police at 03:00 unless it's an emergency.
Calling the police at 03:00 to tell me that we're all a bunch of [expletive deleted] because you didn't get a financial reward for informing on your criminal buddies, or calling to get a booklet so you can request a pardon from the government, or calling to report your pot-smoking neighbour, proves that you are not normal.
Calling the police at 03:00 to tell me that we're all a bunch of [expletive deleted] because you didn't get a financial reward for informing on your criminal buddies, or calling to get a booklet so you can request a pardon from the government, or calling to report your pot-smoking neighbour, proves that you are not normal.
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03:00
Date: 2008-12-17 12:59 am (UTC)Was he afraid the building would burn down?
Or did he think the drug laws are that important?
Savant witnessed an accident in tonight's rain. He's been standing in said rain for 55 minutes now, waiting for our local gendarmes. A. he's the only witness B. neither of the parties to the accident speaks English C. so he's being Mister Nice Guy.
It's cold, wet, and darrrrrk. And they are blocking the intersection of a neighborhood mall ten days before Christmas. But it's not an emergency - no injuries.