Mad dogs and Englishmen

[mousme]

Normal people don't call the police at 03:00 unless it's an emergency.

Calling the police at 03:00 to tell me that we're all a bunch of [expletive deleted] because you didn't get a financial reward for informing on your criminal buddies, or calling to get a booklet so you can request a pardon from the government, or calling to report your pot-smoking neighbour, proves that you are not normal.

Comments

[taxlady.livejournal.com]

Maybe (probably) the person is drunk or stoned?

[mousme.livejournal.com]

You'd think so, but often enough they're not. I figure they're bored insomniacs with nothing else to do.

Sometimes they are. Those ones are easier to deal with.