So why are you surprised that I call myself "Bookworm"?

Book Worm Meter for Bookworm

Shut In 93% . . 7% Out Of The House Intellectual 95% . . 5% Moron High Attention Span 95% . . 5% Low Attention Span Bookitude 96% . . 4% Book Burner Book Worm 94.75% . . 5.25% Bug Stomper

Take your bookworm readings.

It gets better and better...

Yes, I'm taking advantage of my day off and doing NOTHING at all. :)

So I took the 1500 question Purity Test.

You answered "yes" to 84 of 1500 questions, making you 94.4% sexually pure (5.6% sexually corrupt); that is, you are 94.4% pure in the sex domain.
Your Weirdness Factor (AKA Uniqueness Factor) is 22%, based on a comparison of your test results with 97847 other submissions for this test.

It's all that no-sex and no-drugs thing that's keeping me pure, I suspect. That, and the fact that *hangs head* I have yet to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show even once. They had a whole section on it! Oh, and the no animals thing. I'm not into taking advantage of feeling beings who have no say in what happens to them.