The first thing you must do is banish iceberg lettuce. Try romaine, or arugula, or any of the thousand other types. They have flavour and texture and yummy goodness. We haven't had iceberg in our house since ... well, since we got the lizard two years ago. I mean, he only eats romaine, why should we dine on the tasteless stuff?
Okay, so we've determined I'm a lettuce snob. I've got my lettuce freak on. I'll leave the rest to my wife (who will probably tell you to add capers to salad).
Oh, and I'm so glad you got mileage out of The Boy's jokes!
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Date: 2009-03-31 12:36 am (UTC)Okay, so we've determined I'm a lettuce snob. I've got my lettuce freak on. I'll leave the rest to my wife (who will probably tell you to add capers to salad).
Oh, and I'm so glad you got mileage out of The Boy's jokes!