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mousme ([personal profile] mousme) wrote2008-12-16 11:37 pm
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I Have Arrived

I just had the following conversation.

Me: "GRC-RCMP Montréal bonjour, good evening!"

Caller: *speaking with a heavy middle-eastern accent* "Yes, this is Queen Annan, and I wish to report a fraud that is being committed against me."

Me: "Okay. 'Queen' is your first name?"

Caller: "No, it is my title. Queen Annan. I am Queen of the Universe."

Me: "You're the Queen of the Universe?"

Caller: "Yes."


The conversation went downhill from there.
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[identity profile] heartofawarrior.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man. I will admit - I giggled. That's just...wow.

[identity profile] bodhifox.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
I know the Empress of the Twenty Universes personally. No really, as well as the Queen of America, who you met last month.

[identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Lies! All lies! I am the Queen of the Universe!

[identity profile] grrscary.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
This sounds like SO many conversations I have at Melange. For serious.

[identity profile] luvenditti.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
that's AWESOME ... I'm sorry, I know dealing with delusional people is tiresome and a pain in the ass, but that's hilarious.

[identity profile] karine.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 12:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I would have had such a hard time keeping a straight face... God that's hilarious!

[identity profile] irishyogini.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, *she* can't be Queen of the Universe because *I'm* the Queen of the Universe!

;)
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