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*headdesk*
*sigh*
So. Here's how the last twenty minutes went.
1- Start cleaning dirt out of sink.
2- Remove cat from sink.
3- Continue cleaning dirt out of sink.
4- Remove cat from sink.
5- Finish cleaning dirt out of sink.
6- Remove cat from sink.
7- Open can of tuna.
8- Remove two cats from counter.
9- Trip over third cat.
10- Put small morsel of tuna in each cat bowl.
11- Trip over four cats.
12- Start preparing tuna salad.
13- Remove cat from counter.
14- Continue preparing tuna salad.
15- Remove cat from counter.
16- Remove cat from shoulders.
17- Continue preparing tuna salad.
18- Spray cat with "bad cat" bottle for umpteenth time.
19- Finish tuna salad.
20- Put away tuna salad.
21- Trip over cat.
22- Put empty mayonnaise jar filled with soapy water in sink.
23- Trip over cat.
24- Put empty cans in recycling.
25- Ignore cat yowling for more tuna.
26- Check email "one last time before bed."
27- Turn around to find cat drinking the soapy water out of the mayonnaise jar.
28- Give up in despair and post to LJ.
So. Here's how the last twenty minutes went.
1- Start cleaning dirt out of sink.
2- Remove cat from sink.
3- Continue cleaning dirt out of sink.
4- Remove cat from sink.
5- Finish cleaning dirt out of sink.
6- Remove cat from sink.
7- Open can of tuna.
8- Remove two cats from counter.
9- Trip over third cat.
10- Put small morsel of tuna in each cat bowl.
11- Trip over four cats.
12- Start preparing tuna salad.
13- Remove cat from counter.
14- Continue preparing tuna salad.
15- Remove cat from counter.
16- Remove cat from shoulders.
17- Continue preparing tuna salad.
18- Spray cat with "bad cat" bottle for umpteenth time.
19- Finish tuna salad.
20- Put away tuna salad.
21- Trip over cat.
22- Put empty mayonnaise jar filled with soapy water in sink.
23- Trip over cat.
24- Put empty cans in recycling.
25- Ignore cat yowling for more tuna.
26- Check email "one last time before bed."
27- Turn around to find cat drinking the soapy water out of the mayonnaise jar.
28- Give up in despair and post to LJ.
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Perhaps locking cats in bedroom might be an option next time?
That is... if you can manage to rope all four cats into going into the bedroom at the same time...
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I do love them, though. The house would be pretty lonely without them.
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Thanks for the first good laugh of the day. That's too cute. Well, to me, it's cute. Not to you, who had to keep displacing the little furballs.
I have a child and I've had cats, and I honestly don't know which one is worse - they both have minds of their own. :-)