*grumble*

[mousme]

Dear Spammer,

I have no use whatsoever for Viagra. None. Not even at $2.00 a pill. :P

No love (in any form),

Me

Comments

[many-angled-one.livejournal.com]

Hmm well they certainly want to give me "bigger and larger" breasts for some reason ;-o

I never get the viagra ones for some reasom...

[joane.livejournal.com]

Apparently, spammers see me as a very fat (weight loss in days!) man with a very small penis (get 10 more inches!), in desperate need of a knockoff rolex (watches make best gifts!). Go figure.