The Great Limerick Challenge

[mousme]

Okay, folks. As some of you may know, I'm a complete limerick fiend, and I want to make a compilation to fuel my obsession.

So, I want you to post all your favourite limericks right here. If you have friends who aren't on my list or who have no LJs, point them here too. :)

There is no limit to the number of limericks anyone should post. In fact, I encourage you to post as many as you can think of. Feel free to make some up, too.

Have at it!

Comments

How's the job going?

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

There once was a lim'rick fanatic
Whose love for the form was dramatic:
But her job drove her mad,
So, although it was sad,
She ended up locked in an attic. :(

Here's a happier version...

[sorceror.livejournal.com]

There once was a lim'rick fanatic
Whose demand for the things was emphatic:
So her friends sent in more
By the dozen and score,
Thus making their pal most ecstatic! :)