The Great Limerick Challenge

[mousme]

Okay, folks. As some of you may know, I'm a complete limerick fiend, and I want to make a compilation to fuel my obsession.

So, I want you to post all your favourite limericks right here. If you have friends who aren't on my list or who have no LJs, point them here too. :)

There is no limit to the number of limericks anyone should post. In fact, I encourage you to post as many as you can think of. Feel free to make some up, too.

Have at it!

Comments

[slipjig.livejournal.com]

My favorites are generally on the abstract side.

There once was a girl from Perdue
Whose limericks end at line two.

(You need that one to get the companion voulme:)

There once was a girl from Verdun.

[odheirre.livejournal.com]

And don't forget Gardner's version...

There was a young girl in Japan
Whose limericks never would scan.
     When someone asked why,
     She said with a sigh,
"It's because I always attempt to get as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

[elanya.livejournal.com]

that's awesome ^-^