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[mousme]

The damned marmot has eaten ALL of my lettuce. The marmot also appears to have three offspring, who are doubtless not guiltless in the disappearance of my lettuce.

There will be inhumane relocation procedures as soon as I can figure out how to do it. Tomorrow moonandtree and I will be netting the rest of the garden.

Did I mention that ALL THE LETTUCE IS GONE?

ARGH!

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[luvenditti.livejournal.com]

you gotta talk to my dad the next time you're over. he's got a long-standing vendetta against the marmot clans that inhabit our block. them, and the skunks.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

We'll form a support group. The marmot has officially outstayed its welcome.

[luvenditti.livejournal.com]

one year, when we were still upstairs, he stuck his shotgun down the hole and tried to BLAM it into oblivion while my mother was yelling at him from the kitchen window. He's not allowed to do that anymore.