mousme: An RCMP officer in ceremonial uniform swinging around a horizontal bar. (Maintain the Right)
mousme ([personal profile] mousme) wrote2008-12-16 11:37 pm
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I Have Arrived

I just had the following conversation.

Me: "GRC-RCMP Montréal bonjour, good evening!"

Caller: *speaking with a heavy middle-eastern accent* "Yes, this is Queen Annan, and I wish to report a fraud that is being committed against me."

Me: "Okay. 'Queen' is your first name?"

Caller: "No, it is my title. Queen Annan. I am Queen of the Universe."

Me: "You're the Queen of the Universe?"

Caller: "Yes."


The conversation went downhill from there.

[identity profile] tx-cronopio.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Lies! All lies! I am the Queen of the Universe!

[identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, she was clearly crazy. Everyone *knows* you're the True Queen. :)

[identity profile] tcaptain.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't they have to joust for the title?

[identity profile] mousme.livejournal.com 2008-12-17 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Only in the SCA.