I Have Arrived

[mousme]

I just had the following conversation.

Me: "GRC-RCMP Montréal bonjour, good evening!"

Caller: *speaking with a heavy middle-eastern accent* "Yes, this is Queen Annan, and I wish to report a fraud that is being committed against me."

Me: "Okay. 'Queen' is your first name?"

Caller: "No, it is my title. Queen Annan. I am Queen of the Universe."

Me: "You're the Queen of the Universe?"

Caller: "Yes."


The conversation went downhill from there.

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Lies! All lies! I am the Queen of the Universe!

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Oh, she was clearly crazy. Everyone *knows* you're the True Queen. :)

[tcaptain.livejournal.com]

Don't they have to joust for the title?

[mousme.livejournal.com]

Only in the SCA.