I Have Arrived

[mousme]

I just had the following conversation.

Me: "GRC-RCMP Montréal bonjour, good evening!"

Caller: *speaking with a heavy middle-eastern accent* "Yes, this is Queen Annan, and I wish to report a fraud that is being committed against me."

Me: "Okay. 'Queen' is your first name?"

Caller: "No, it is my title. Queen Annan. I am Queen of the Universe."

Me: "You're the Queen of the Universe?"

Caller: "Yes."


The conversation went downhill from there.

Comments

[bodhifox.livejournal.com]

I know the Empress of the Twenty Universes personally. No really, as well as the Queen of America, who you met last month.

[mousme.livejournal.com]

I know the King of Canada, too.

I don't think this was the Queen of the Twenty Universes. She identified herself clearly as the Queen of the Universe (presumably this one). Perhaps she's a vassal?