CSI Miami: I think someone went and instructed all the actors to act like caricatures of coolness. "Look at us, we are all uber-competent and always on the ball! We never slip up! Never mind that we're barely human anymore...."

Flypapers: Ooh, do they have arsenic in them that you could extract by soaking them in water, like the Victorian arsenic-eaters? (Arsenic: sure, it'll kill you, but check out that smooth, clear complexion!)