You know, when you made that "post your war stories" thread in the NaNo forums, I had the temerity to say that I had none.

Guess the fates decided to teach me to never say never.

Gah.

However, the problem seems fixable. I have had tea. Things are, if not under control, at least not quite as dire as they seemed.

Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick, did I not need this now.

I hear Mercury is actually in retrograde, all snarky jokes from me aside. I am *very* tempted to blame this on the stars. Tempted.