I hate people with an overdeveloped sense of entitlement.
Entitlement!Lad: "I wanna complain about Revenue Canada! They're all a bunch of criminals and they take bribes!"
So I explain about the internal revue process, but noooo, Mister Man thinks that it should be a *criminal* matter (never mind how the actual system works), and then gets pissed off and hangs up when I put him on hold to look up the information.
Entitlement!Lad: "I want you to explain to me *exactly* what *all* the federal statutes are that come under your jurisdiction!"
Me: "Fuck off and die, kthxbai!"
Sadly, that last bit was only in my head. Seriously, he thinks I have time to go through all the federal statutes that come under RCMP jurisdiction? WTF? He can go look it up his own damned self: that's what Google is for, pal. Jeez.
Anyway.
I'm randomly amused by the fact that I have an unlabelled bottle of little white pills marked "E" in my purse. It's Excedrine Migraine, but the label came off the bottle, so I can just imagine it looks a little fishy to the outside observer. :D