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mousme ([personal profile] mousme) wrote2009-11-29 11:02 am

Work snippet

VIP officer: *on the radio* "65-Montreal, I'm checking out a suspicious package in the lobby of [Name of Building Redacted]."

Snarky!Coworker: "10-4 sir, keep us informed." *to us* "I bet you ten dollars it's someone's lunch."

Me & other coworkers: *snerk*

VIP officer: "65-Montreal, you can disregard my last transmission, it's a lunch bag."

Snarky!Coworker: "See? I told you. I'm like the freaking Mentalist!"

Me: *dies laughing* "Your awesome powers allowed you to sense what it was over the airwaves!"

Snarky!Coworker: "For my next trick, I'll tell you what kind of sandwich was in it."

Me: "Careful, now. You're treading into CSI territory."

Snarky!Coworker: *makes a show of removing his glasses* "I can tell you that it's... baloney."

Me & other coworkers: *collapse in hysterical giggles*

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