The icon picture says it all: "Look, Mom, I'm street pizza! Guhhh! Betcha wish you treated me better when I was alive, don'tcha! Nya, nya! Psych! C'mere, ya big dummmy, and gimme some tuna! What's a guy gotta do to get breakfast in this joint, get run over?"
Cats are like people. Some of them can be assholes occasionally. You should threaten to give him to a group home for juvenile delinquents.
Oh, I've told him that next time he tries that I'm sending him to military school. Barring that, I'm going to keep him chained to a radiator in the basement, under a tarp.
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He's playing abandonment games with you...
Cats are like people. Some of them can be assholes occasionally. You should threaten to give him to a group home for juvenile delinquents.
Re: He's playing abandonment games with you...