Hmmm... handguns. Lots of potential fun there. If you like, I can try to arrange an evening at the Vankleek Hill club with my buddy Enrico, who has more Smith&Wessons than I have guns. And that's just the Smiths :). There are a lot of options out there on the handgun market, and it'd be good to try as many as you can before buying.

The SKS is a cheap ugly military arm designed for use by illiterate Communist peasants. I kinda like it, but I'm a Sovietophiliac recoil slut.