We have a couple of frequent fliers (when they go off their meds, too). One is convinced that the SPVM (Montreal Police) and the Hell's Angels break into his room every night to rape him and chemically castrate him (either/or). Since he lives in a halfway house, it's a little difficult to figure how they do this. ;)
Once he changed his story. He accused his social worker of coming in the middle of the night and cutting his hair. Yeah. He was upset, because, he said, it looked all funny now and he'd have to wait for it to grow back.
The other one claims to be best friends with Céline Dion, who apparently agreed to bear his children a while back. Every time he calls he assures me that he's "all better" because he's taking his medication, so it's okay for us to call her for him.
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We have a couple of frequent fliers (when they go off their meds, too). One is convinced that the SPVM (Montreal Police) and the Hell's Angels break into his room every night to rape him and chemically castrate him (either/or). Since he lives in a halfway house, it's a little difficult to figure how they do this. ;)
Once he changed his story. He accused his social worker of coming in the middle of the night and cutting his hair. Yeah. He was upset, because, he said, it looked all funny now and he'd have to wait for it to grow back.
The other one claims to be best friends with Céline Dion, who apparently agreed to bear his children a while back. Every time he calls he assures me that he's "all better" because he's taking his medication, so it's okay for us to call her for him.
I feel a bit bad for the guy, actually.