Open letter

Dear Insomnia Fairy,

Feel free to fuck off. I did not invite you over, and I don't need your "blessing," thank you very much. I want to go to sleep now. And no, lying in the dark with my eyes closed is not 75% as effective as sleep. I tried that in university, and it didn't work.

Like I said before: fuck off.

I'm going back to bed now. You better be gone next time I look.

No love at all,

Me

Yeah, what she said

Mental illness deprives you of your right to be a weirdo.

'Cause, y'know, sometimes it's not because you're crazy.